annorsomething:

“Club Penguin is a child-friendly website”

(Source: ricekrisplease)

h0neymaid:

HOMESTUCK 30 DAY CHALLENGE
Day One: Your favorite Kid

TT: Want to know what I really think of Roxy?
TT: I’m proud of her.
TT: She’s the only one of us who could face her problems and then get down to business and actually solve them.
TT: No endless hand wringing or suffering in silence or any of that bullshit.
TT: She saw she had an addiction. And then decided to fucking fix it. Just like that.
TT: She’s probably stronger than the other three of us put together.

gorilllas:

no1-idratherbe-thanme:

gorilllas:

you know what really churns my butter

when guys wear athletic apparel

like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit

don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??

gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme

(Source: ezzynoenig)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

hoho-no-okay:

little-polka:

if you’re ever feeling down just remember someone actually wrote this and had it published and that person wasn’t you

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MY FUCKING GOD AHAHAH

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

pumpkintricksterjake:

prussianseer:

aplacecalledorange:

darkmoonight:

hanari502:

imaballoon:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Striders gonna…

EXACTLY

HIS FUCKING HAIR

Strider sex hair

GUYS

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR TWO YEARS

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE FIRST HOMESTUCK POST I EVER SAW

and I was so confused about who that kid was and why they posed in front of a random shoe store and why this had so many notes and what his shirt meant and I just had no idea I had never even heard the word “Homestuck” when I first saw this post

and weeks later when I finally realized it was something called “Homestuck” I got really curious and googled it 

and now look 

and it was all thanks to this picture and asdfghjkl; do you ever just remember the moment you entered a fandom and just

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thank you, random cosplayer

thank you

this post was made this year by my friends sean and zak so what are you on about 

IT’S BACK

of-mice-and-avenged:

Baby budgie hatching :3

(Source: on-my-way-down-again)